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10 découvertes créationnistes majeures

1 of avr, 2008 at 10:38

Le site de Wired nous offre aujourd’hui les 10 découvertes créationnistes les plus importantes:

 10. T. rex ate coconuts

According to experts at the Creation Museum, our favorite predatory dinosaur would have fit right in at Whole Foods.
9. The Earth is only six thousand years old

Carbon-13 and potassium argon dating are myths created by the devil to cast doubt on the existence of God.

8. Stem Cells are evil

Curing terrible diseases is not worth the trouble of sacrificing some abandoned eggs from the deep freeze at a fertility clinic.

7. NASCAR is the official sport of the spiritually enlightened

Some forms of entertainment were meant for the pure of heart.

6. Guns were created by God to kill deer

It is our responsibility as humans to encroach on their habitats by building track homes and then blow the sweet crap out of them so that they don’t starve to death in the winter.

5. Liberals are evil

Even though most of the truly bizarre sex scandals have involved republicans, and democrats prefer to have affairs with women of legal age, left-wing politicians are morally more morally bankrupt than their conservative counterparts.

4. Civil Liberties are for sissies

Under the benevolent Bush II theocracy, we don’t need privacy. Like the Pope, he is in direct contact with God, so we can feel secure knowing that every one of his decisions will be fair.

3. President Bush can look directly into our souls.

Bush II looked directly the soul of Russian President Vladimir Putin and saw that he is a good man!

2. Iraq had ties to Al-Qaeda, was enriching Uranium, and all that jazz.

By bombing Iraq back into the stone age, then occupying it, we have protected our country from terrorism. Who cares if we destroyed our economy while in the process? Dubai is certainly not complaining.

1. Evolution is a myth.

Just ask Ben Stein, evil academics suppress any luminary who dares to question the mounds of evidence that life evolved gradually. Get your facts straight. It took seven days to make the earth.

Joyeux Poisson d’Avril!

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Je suis Guillaume Loignon, étudiant à la maitrise en philosophie à l'Université de Montréal. Mes intérêts se situent principalement en sciences cognitives, philosophie de la biologie et en éducation. Appuyé par une bourse de recherche du CIRST, j'explore actuellement la théorie somatique des émotions.