10 découvertes créationnistes majeures
Le site de Wired nous offre aujourd’hui les 10 découvertes créationnistes les plus importantes:
10. T. rex ate coconuts
According to experts at the Creation Museum, our favorite predatory dinosaur would have fit right in at Whole Foods.
9. The Earth is only six thousand years oldCarbon-13 and potassium argon dating are myths created by the devil to cast doubt on the existence of God.
8. Stem Cells are evil
Curing terrible diseases is not worth the trouble of sacrificing some abandoned eggs from the deep freeze at a fertility clinic.
7. NASCAR is the official sport of the spiritually enlightened
Some forms of entertainment were meant for the pure of heart.
6. Guns were created by God to kill deer
It is our responsibility as humans to encroach on their habitats by building track homes and then blow the sweet crap out of them so that they don’t starve to death in the winter.
5. Liberals are evil
Even though most of the truly bizarre sex scandals have involved republicans, and democrats prefer to have affairs with women of legal age, left-wing politicians are morally more morally bankrupt than their conservative counterparts.
4. Civil Liberties are for sissies
Under the benevolent Bush II theocracy, we don’t need privacy. Like the Pope, he is in direct contact with God, so we can feel secure knowing that every one of his decisions will be fair.
3. President Bush can look directly into our souls.
Bush II looked directly the soul of Russian President Vladimir Putin and saw that he is a good man!
2. Iraq had ties to Al-Qaeda, was enriching Uranium, and all that jazz.
By bombing Iraq back into the stone age, then occupying it, we have protected our country from terrorism. Who cares if we destroyed our economy while in the process? Dubai is certainly not complaining.
1. Evolution is a myth.
Just ask Ben Stein, evil academics suppress any luminary who dares to question the mounds of evidence that life evolved gradually. Get your facts straight. It took seven days to make the earth.
Joyeux Poisson d’Avril!
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Commentaire par jeremie
Made Mardi, 15 of avril , 2008 at 16:00
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